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So your on a unicycle going down hill with whipped cream on your face

When a squirrel jumps out in front of you. What do you do?

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ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

I [i]seriously[/i] stop doing whatever drug I took

Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F

Why would I have whipped cream on my face?

GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M

@Prettybratbi1tch you just snorted a cake. Hence the unicycle down the hill. It all adds up.

pride49 · 31-35, M

@GuyWithOpinions filthy little cake sniffer

SinlessOnslaught · 26-30, M

Offer him a bath. Squirrels hate baths.

smiler2012 · 56-60

@GuyWithOpinions 😲panic in case the squirrel tries too grab my nuts

AlchemyFox · 36-40, F

Crash into a tree

GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M

Die.

MsSwan

GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M

@MsSwan exactly

pride49 · 31-35, M

RedGrizzly · 26-30, F

I'd sell my Ford F150.

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