I’m a professional massage therapist why aint nobody interested in me

Alas you may just be out of reaching distance, but I certainly need some relief from a professional

Probably because you're a 54-year-old insurance salesman named Richard and you're asking the wrong crowd. Richard.

I’m always available

Reach out when you become a non professional gestational carrier. 🙃

I am overdue for a massage 😊

I was pretty sure you weren't a poet.

Chill out Bob, you can always make money as an English teacher.

Maybe we are afraid of those nails?

Your to far away

Probably because your massages also come with lacerations.

B-b-b-bonzle bot-bot

Where are you located?

interested in what way?

Must be your tattoos

With neck tattoos and finger tattoos?

And no location?

I assume you learned your trade in prison.

are you trying to be a massage on line person? cuz I think I know where that plan is falling over.

Cause nobody knows what hap is.

If it's too good to be true, it's not.

Because you haven't sent me nudes yet.

Is this your alt, dude
https://similarworlds.com/dating/5455824-Board-as-hell

Everything about y'all is so similar, including your command of English

🤷‍♂