A quote from the Holy and Perfect Gliberoo
Gribblefritz, Chapter 5, verses 1-7
[i][b][c=BF0000]1. And I looked up at the sky to see from whence the noise came, and lo, I saw a great mouth open. The teeth were sharp as daggers, and the tongue was long and pointed.
2. And the tongue came down from the sky, like that of a chameleon, and scooped up the unbelievers who had scoffed at Farblesnozz. And they were taken up into the sky, screaming and gnashing their teeth.
3. And only the pure, the true believers in Farblesnozz, were left on Earth. And there was much rejoicing and celebration.
4. But those who were swept up into the sky were not devoured, for theirs was to be judged by Farblesnozz. This was the Great Gribblefritz, the judgment of all who had angered our Lord.
5. And the vision changed, and I was transported into the great throne room of Farblesnozz,
6. And I saw the unbelievers begging for their lives on their knees. But it was too late, and they were cast down into Schmickleton, which is also called Snazzlekhil.
7. And they were sentenced to toil in the dirt mines for all eternity, and there was wailing and gnashing of teeth.[/c][/b][/i]
Be not as those unbelievers, who will discover on the day of the Great Gribblefritz their mistake. Repent now, and accept Farblesnozz as your God and savior!
[i][b][c=BF0000]1. And I looked up at the sky to see from whence the noise came, and lo, I saw a great mouth open. The teeth were sharp as daggers, and the tongue was long and pointed.
2. And the tongue came down from the sky, like that of a chameleon, and scooped up the unbelievers who had scoffed at Farblesnozz. And they were taken up into the sky, screaming and gnashing their teeth.
3. And only the pure, the true believers in Farblesnozz, were left on Earth. And there was much rejoicing and celebration.
4. But those who were swept up into the sky were not devoured, for theirs was to be judged by Farblesnozz. This was the Great Gribblefritz, the judgment of all who had angered our Lord.
5. And the vision changed, and I was transported into the great throne room of Farblesnozz,
6. And I saw the unbelievers begging for their lives on their knees. But it was too late, and they were cast down into Schmickleton, which is also called Snazzlekhil.
7. And they were sentenced to toil in the dirt mines for all eternity, and there was wailing and gnashing of teeth.[/c][/b][/i]
Be not as those unbelievers, who will discover on the day of the Great Gribblefritz their mistake. Repent now, and accept Farblesnozz as your God and savior!
51-55, M
