And this is why I never went back to church... Me: So Christ's body is the bread? Priest:...

Ceinwyn · 26-30, F

Cannibals eating their zombie god.

HeidiA · 41-45, F

Eat the dead god.

“Be careful,” Jesus said to them. “Be on your guard against the yeast of the Pharisees and Sadducees.”
Matthew 16:6

"For seven days no yeast is to be found in your houses. And anyone, whether foreigner or native-born, who eats anything with yeast in it must be cut off from the community of Israel."
Exodus 12:19

God is terrified of yeast.

JRVanguard · 26-30, M

*Priest lifts platter with bread*
“This is Jesus’ body”
*Priest lifts chalice with wine*
“This is Jesus’ blood”
*Priest lifts ladle with ranch dressing*
Ya know what I’m gonna head out