And this is why I never went back to church...

Me: So Christ's body is the bread?

Priest: Yes.

Me: And he rose from the grave?

Priest: Yes...

Me: Because of the yeast?

Priest: No.

Me: Okay, none of this makes sense!

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“Be careful,” Jesus said to them. “Be on your guard against the yeast of the Pharisees and Sadducees.”
Matthew 16:6

"For seven days no yeast is to be found in your houses. And anyone, whether foreigner or native-born, who eats anything with yeast in it must be cut off from the community of Israel."
Exodus 12:19

God is terrified of yeast.