And this is why I never went back to church...

Me: So Christ's body is the bread?

Priest: Yes.

Me: And he rose from the grave?

Priest: Yes...

Me: Because of the yeast?

Priest: No.

Me: Okay, none of this makes sense!

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JRVanguard · 26-30, M

*Priest lifts platter with bread*
“This is Jesus’ body”
*Priest lifts chalice with wine*
“This is Jesus’ blood”
*Priest lifts ladle with ranch dressing*
Ya know what I’m gonna head out