They are after me [Spirituality & Religion]

You really shouldn't go against your gut instinct. Maybe someone is, or maybe not, but I'd sure be more aware of my surroundings and try to stay safe. Carry mace and a super loud, siren safety device on you. They've got them out now. Just look online.

Definitely dont look under your bed !

Do you know Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?

This sounds like paranoia

Just calm down and try to drown out this thought whenever it comes around. Sometimes, our thoughts can be so invasive but they go away eventually

[quote]I have a feeling someone's after me.[/quote]

I think that's a sign of schizophrenia..

Fix yourself a serving of mutton.

You’re in the right place...

Have your dagger at the ready.

Make yourself safe.

Stop smoking crack

*stalks you*

Prozac

Antipsychotics and a straitjacket might help.