You can have mine

I'm that.. uhm. Nice

I'm good with the stack of money . I'll get my own . I have respect for the tarantulas and spiders and feel they need to be left in their natural habitat .

The first part is true. The second part, not true. But it leads to a wider discussion that the first part is not true, except for gold diggers. I gave my ex all of the first part, and killed all of the second part, because we both hated spiders.

Yet, we are now separate entities

That explains a lot, really.

In fairness, I'll take that stack o' monies too

Want my wasps too?

Please take them from me.

You can have them. Honest.

I want a huge stack of newspapers for those spiders...

No. Nope. Aw hell naw.