What women want...

I'm good with the stack of money . I'll get my own . I have respect for the tarantulas and spiders and feel they need to be left in their natural habitat .

The first part is true. The second part, not true. But it leads to a wider discussion that the first part is not true, except for gold diggers. I gave my ex all of the first part, and killed all of the second part, because we both hated spiders.

Yet, we are now separate entities

You can have mine

I'm that.. uhm. Nice

That explains a lot, really.

In fairness, I'll take that stack o' monies too

Want my wasps too?

Please take them from me.

You can have them. Honest.

I want a huge stack of newspapers for those spiders...

No. Nope. Aw hell naw.