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As painlessly as possible. I'm a little bitch.
Mattybthebest · 36-40, M
Right? I can’t think of any painless ways. Apart from the ones where you fall asleep. Like maybe asphyxiation @SW-User
PlumBerries · 31-35, F
I cant die, im immortal
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PlumBerries · 31-35, F
its been about 6 years since the last time I attempted it and im done. it started thinking of my life differently after the last time while I was laying down bound in a hospital bed with nothing to do except think
Mattybthebest · 36-40, M
That must have been bad I’m happy for you that you see things differently now.
PlumBerries · 31-35, F
well a nurse actually finally got through to me.. I remember it like it was yesterday and the thing she said that changed everything for me was "if you life is the worst that it could ever possibly be that you are so determind to take your own life, why not try making your life better instead because you have nothing to lose and nothing will ever get as bad as it is for you right at this moment"..
Gusman · 61-69, M
Hanging. Very traumatic though, Would take a few minutes to die unless you used a long rope over a long drop, Broke the neck at the same time. Too long a rope with too long a drop one would risk decapitation. instant death though. Nasty topic.
Though I have thought of suicide many times in my life, I find that I am a coward. Apparently taking 100? aspro tabs in one go would be fatal. Excruciating death though.
Though I have thought of suicide many times in my life, I find that I am a coward. Apparently taking 100? aspro tabs in one go would be fatal. Excruciating death though.
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I wouldnt
Mattybthebest · 36-40, M
@SW-User your lucky.
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@Mattybthebest no I'm not lucky. I've had very unfortunate things happen to me. But I'm also thankful for lots of things.
Mattybthebest · 36-40, M
@SW-User I’m sorry
Viva27 · 31-35, F
What’s happened to make you ask the question?
Mattybthebest · 36-40, M
@Viva27 that’s a strange answer. It suggests that I’m not in control of my actions. For something to MAKE me ask I mean. I guess the answer suggested in the question is that I’m not in control of it. It’s already happened, as has everything. I see time as more of a singularity, stretched and contorted by matter. Causality as we see it is just to make sense of the distortion of time.
Hence, I am already dead as are you as is everyone else.
Hence, I am already dead as are you as is everyone else.
Deadcutie · 18-21, F
Stay up 24 hours so you are real tired and easy to fall asleep, then take 100-200 Tylenol’s, you’ll die in your sleep in a couple hours.. make sure you are in a place no one knows like a camping spot or motel that you won’t be disturbed until at least the next morning....
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Stop looking for suggestions to kill yourself. Find ways to want to live.
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Mattybthebest · 36-40, M
As far as I can tell, in a hotel room, on a sunny day. I can see the sun coming in through the window so it morning time, the beds still made so I haven’t slept there. My work clothes are neatly piled up by the bathroom door and there is a note on the bathroom to the maid that I have committed suicide and to phone the police. Inside I am in the bath clothed wrists slit and an empty pack of sleeping pills. @SW-User
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@Mattybthebest Yeah. I tried wrist cutting as a kid but I was just looking for attention If I'm honest. Never entertained downing pills and have stop toying with the idea of suicide in general. At this point I'm content with the miserable old fat fuck dying alone in his apartment scenario.
GerOttman · 61-69, M
Take a deep breath and hold it until it's over. If it doesn't work the first time, keep trying!
GerOttman · 61-69, M
@Mattybthebest It does work! Take a deep breath, hold it in, let you mind go blank and peaceful. Repeat as needed!
Mattybthebest · 36-40, M
@GerOttman it’s not that easy. Maybe I’m just not very good at it. I did wonder if at the point you pass out wouldn’t you start breathing again?
GerOttman · 61-69, M
@Mattybthebest that's true I suppose, but in a way isn't that like dying a little bit and then being reborn. Almost like you get to start over with a clean slate and remake your life with each breath. Who knows, maybe this one will turn out better??
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Point blank. Gun to the head.
Mattybthebest · 36-40, M
Ahhh I’m from UK. Not that easy to get a gun. @SW-User
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@Mattybthebest same problem with AU we have total gun control since our government killed 35 people at port Arthur in 1996. Then they conveniently took our guns away.
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Soak myself in petrol and drink some too (to make sure the jobs done) light a match. Or a decent size gunshot wound to the head.
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@Mattybthebest not the intention to poison myself, it’s to ensure the flames go inside me and destroy the vital organs leavin no one with time to save me last miinute.
Mattybthebest · 36-40, M
No I get it I was just saying. @SW-User
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@SW-User don’t lol.
Are you trying to kill yourself ?
Mattybthebest · 36-40, M
No @Stark. I’m just trying to converse. If I was trying to that would be against Comunity guidelines and I would be removed.
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Probably just get a cylinder of nitrogen and breath that. As far as i'm aware without the CO2 build up the panic reflex won't occur so it's unnoticeable, fast and painless. My guess is that they don't use it for executions for this reason.
Mattybthebest · 36-40, M
Is this true? I think research is required. Good answer! @SW-User
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@Mattybthebest I remember being told about it during a class at Uni. The lecturer said that you'd be unconscious in as little as ten breaths. The subject came up because someone nearly died breathing helium during a party.
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Mattybthebest · 36-40, M
Yeah the problem is who finds you, I have a wife and kids so I wouldn’t want any of them to find me, I’d have to go to a hotel room. @pagandad
Deadcutie · 18-21, F
Get a bunch of cocain and OD.. make sure you are in a secluded spot so you arn’t disturbed for at least several hours.. fetnyal or heroin works as well
Mattybthebest · 36-40, M
Oh I like that one! Sounds fun! And easily achievable @Deadcutie
Deadcutie · 18-21, F
@Mattybthebest make sure it’s enough.. like overkill to make sure it does the job.. you will basicaly passout before you actualy die, you won’t be conscious to notice any of the convulsing or discomfort
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With kindness
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
Old age
Aww Matty is it really that bad?? We're all gonna go eventually anyway why take any of it so seriously
Like there are several ways.. I had plans 🙂
Mattybthebest · 36-40, M
Oh really? @SStarfish what happened to them?
Nothing.. I still have them
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Mattybthebest · 36-40, M
Ahhh @cashless the problem with that is it really affects the drivers, those guys go through hell when they kill someone. It has to be victimless. I can’t hurt anyone you know?
Mattybthebest · 36-40, M
Yes @nedkelly he/she would be an unnecessary avoidable victim obviously there are going to be unavoidable casualties. But there is no need to add more.
Yoroshii · F
Havent figured that yet, I'm too much of a chickenshit to do so
Mattybthebest · 36-40, M
I’m told it takes a lot of balls to do it, but once you realise you’ve already done something it becomes easier. @Yoroshii
TuxedoMask · M
Probably pills.
Mattybthebest · 36-40, M
I’ve looked into that, depending on what you take it can take up to three days. @TuxedoMask
TuxedoMask · M
Boo
Mattybthebest · 36-40, M
I know right! @TuxedoMask
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Jump off a bridge
Mattybthebest · 36-40, M
@SW-User good answer but there are issues inherent in that method... it needs to be a big enough bridge. Also I read about people who jumped off a bridge in the US and survived but were all fucked up
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@Mattybthebest idk about US but whoever jumped off the bridge into the sea here died
Mattybthebest · 36-40, M
Oh ok. Then good answer.
Clazzefyed · 51-55, M
Death by cop
Mattybthebest · 36-40, M
But your white? Surely it’s quite difficult?@Clazzefyed
Clazzefyed · 51-55, M
Seriously? You think it’s that hard to get shot by a cop.
If you act like a fool, threaten them, try to take their gun, threaten someone else, make them think that you are dangerous to people around you, they will shoot you, white or black.
Quick believing everything you hear on the news
If you act like a fool, threaten them, try to take their gun, threaten someone else, make them think that you are dangerous to people around you, they will shoot you, white or black.
Quick believing everything you hear on the news
Mattybthebest · 36-40, M
Dude sorry im not getting into this, my bad, your right, good plan.