This one.

This one.

I plead the fifth. (amendment)

That I was I married to @Koggg

“… let’s look at her cards while she is gone”

It wasn't me

Told some grade school children, “Don’t worry, there are safeguards in place to prevent tRUMP from launching WWIII!”

That wasn't me, it was the dog 😁

My dad told me yesterday that there was no way he told our squatter that she could move in to the rental property where she's living.

Epallie ate my homework

Telling myself I’ll stop scrolling and go to bed by midnight

I have never told a lie.

Scheduling times available, to protect my day.

"I just don't seem to have the time..."

SJD x

Maybe, when I did my taxes...LOL...(just kidding.)

Traffic was terrible. It wasn't I was just late. I try very hard not to lie but sometimes it's a better idea, especially in a work situation.

I do not lie normally, so I do not remember.

Well, there you go! Just now

I'm incapable of telling lies

Lying is too much trouble. You firget what lies you told and to whom. Just tell the truth.

What if it's like a military tactic keepin your frenemy from knowing too much?

That my wife went to the hospital on Friday. Actually she went Thursday evening. I said this to get out of going to a meeting on Friday that I didn't want to go to.

I don’t lie