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Have you considered joining a satanic cult?

Why be a follower? START one 😈
DrWatson · 70-79, M Best Comment
I am a mathematician.

For some, that's evil enough.
@DrWatson I’ve always been amazed by the "math-minded". 😊
AnonymousUsing · 22-25, M
@DrWatson

Healed.

I don't think I'm good cult material, but I am kind of a fan of the various state Satanic Temples.

These are effectively educational organizations that teach about freedom of religion and the separation of church and state. You'll see them in the news occasionally around the end of year holiday season.

The way it usually works is this: someone wants to (at their own expense) erect a Christmas creche on town property. Someone else points out that the town can't favor only one religion; they have to make space for any religion that wants a holiday display.

You can guess what's coming next: the Satanic Temple applies to erect a scary satanic statue alongside the creche, menorah, etc. And suddenly the town says "maybe we'll just skip the holiday displays this year."

Like I said, these state satanic temples are educational organizations that teach about freedom of religion and the separation of church and state.
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@ElwoodBlues

That's all too deep for me. Thank god I'm an atheist. If there's anything more solidly anti-religion then that would be even better.
SubstantialKick · 31-35, M
I'm a Christian so that would be a huge NOPE for me.
Entwistle · 56-60, M
No as I'm not a Christian.
Tumbleweed · F
No. Nope. No way. I believe hell will be your worst fears coming to life forever and ever and I'm afraid of spiders and I think if I go to hell, there will be spiders all over me with no escape from them ever.. Nope.
hunkalove · 61-69, M
No, I've never cared much for polka music.
@hunkalove

You no like the the Schmenge Brothers?

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luckranger71 · 51-55, M
You mean SW isn’t? I signed up for the wrong website.
@luckranger71

Shhhhhh... we are a subtle offshoot of a darker website I'm not at liberty to divulge at the moment...
No, can’t say I have; but I did attend Catholic school, so I might be uniquely prepared…😳
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
Well one of the perks of cults is that inevitably, you ask for your followers to share their female family with you :P

They can never resist that, can't they?
@JimboSaturn

You must be from the greater Toronto area... I understand that's an anything-goes kinda place.
I gotta start again 😞

Had a typo on a group text and they all interpreted it as it's time to set themselves on fire 🔥

I'll try again in 2025
@Teggy I guess I should wish you better luck next time?
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
No, no way. But if I could start a "religion"...
@Nitedoc

Nasty roadblocks they can be :(
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@Nitedoc I had a schoolmate who once toyed with the idea of starting his own religion.
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
@Sidewinder Oh I wouldn't be the first by far. I'm not even considering it. I was thinking more of a quasi-religious cult.
SledgeHammer · 46-50, M
No but I have an interest of reading their bible...
@SledgeHammer

Interesting...
SledgeHammer · 46-50, M
@rinkydinkydoink i think you need to know both sides of the road in order to make a definite one way street
@SledgeHammer

Keep your friends close; your enemies, closer sorta deal?
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
I'd love to host one, but I bet I'd make a lousy host.
AnonymousUsing · 22-25, M
It was already over around age six.
dibs on treasurer..
@MarbleMarvel

"I wouldn't belong to any cult that would have the likes of me as a member" - is this what you're mulling over?
Musicman · 61-69, M
No way! I'm a Christian.
"satan" gets too much a bad rap, the so called being had maybe 10 deaths or so in the book of Job, while "god" has killed how many millions, if not tens of millions, or more? The flood comes to mind, all because "god" was not happy with the humans "he" "created" If "god" would have been just, "he" would have destroyed the "devil" and changed the hearts and minds of humans.
Blondily · F
@NativePortlander1970 Yes, exactly!!!! 👍🏻
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