@lonelyloner sameee

@PeachySkies glad 2 know

@meggie I couldn't message you because It said you have to respond to me

@EldritchFox 🫂

@PeachySkies Laugh all you want but you got to admit - masturbating does put you in a better mood yes? 🙂👍

@tfan123 of course lmao

@BrandNewMan that sounds nice but i am terrified of ticks :(

@NerdyPotato

For You.


The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'

@CookieCrisp Really cause that just gets my blood pressure up

@SinlessOnslaught but the payoff at the end, they crash or even better a cop is there and pulls them over... soooooo good.

@CookieCrisp I always just think what if they had a wife in labor and that's why they drove like that.