sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M
Use your phone to actually call people: Little do you know, but phones can also function as phones.
When wanting to watch TV, turn on the TV: The larger screen will shock and amaze you.
Now spend all your spare time watching useless videos on YouTube or Instagram instead: There are probably some pretty sweet reaction videos to the TikTok ban.
Watch a feature-length movie: It's like a thousand TikTok's mashed together.
Catch up on all 35 seasons of America's Funniest Home Videos: It's the TikTok of your parents' generation.
Instead of staring at your phone, stare directly at the sun: If you do it long enough, you won't be able to see your phone ever again. Just think of how much more fulfilling your life will be.
Touch grass: It feels weird, but you'll eventually get used to it.
Talk to another human being in person: You can bond over how much you both miss TikTok.
Instead of catfishing people, try catfishing catfish: It's a simpler life.
Learn a fictional fantasy language: Like Klingon, Elvish, or Latin.
Study Pythagoras, then develop your own theorem about triangles: It's everyone's dream to have a mathematical theorem named after them.
Try to beat a level 9 CPU in Super Smash Bros. while hanging off your couch upside down: Fox only, no items, Final Destination.
Watch the entire series of Disney's Bonkers: The main character, Bonkers D. Bobcat, had a catchphrase that was just him saying his name. "B-B-B-Bonkers!" What's better than that?
Just email your data directly to the CCP: Cut out the middleman.
Move to China where it's not banned, and you'll have so much more freedom: You may even be celebrated as a giant there.
When wanting to watch TV, turn on the TV: The larger screen will shock and amaze you.
Now spend all your spare time watching useless videos on YouTube or Instagram instead: There are probably some pretty sweet reaction videos to the TikTok ban.
Watch a feature-length movie: It's like a thousand TikTok's mashed together.
Catch up on all 35 seasons of America's Funniest Home Videos: It's the TikTok of your parents' generation.
Instead of staring at your phone, stare directly at the sun: If you do it long enough, you won't be able to see your phone ever again. Just think of how much more fulfilling your life will be.
Touch grass: It feels weird, but you'll eventually get used to it.
Talk to another human being in person: You can bond over how much you both miss TikTok.
Instead of catfishing people, try catfishing catfish: It's a simpler life.
Learn a fictional fantasy language: Like Klingon, Elvish, or Latin.
Study Pythagoras, then develop your own theorem about triangles: It's everyone's dream to have a mathematical theorem named after them.
Try to beat a level 9 CPU in Super Smash Bros. while hanging off your couch upside down: Fox only, no items, Final Destination.
Watch the entire series of Disney's Bonkers: The main character, Bonkers D. Bobcat, had a catchphrase that was just him saying his name. "B-B-B-Bonkers!" What's better than that?
Just email your data directly to the CCP: Cut out the middleman.
Move to China where it's not banned, and you'll have so much more freedom: You may even be celebrated as a giant there.
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
Like no more sharing of Tiktok videos on SW will really affect me! 🤣
My browser refused to show them to me anyway! And without so much as a link. 🤷🏻♂
SW itself burys even the code links now, in other JavaScript libraries.
Too much of a pain, to even search the code.
My browser refused to show them to me anyway! And without so much as a link. 🤷🏻♂
SW itself burys even the code links now, in other JavaScript libraries.
Too much of a pain, to even search the code.
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CrazyMusicLover · 31-35
Find some new app
Virgo79 · 61-69, M
Haha, life goes on.
I never had it🤷♂
I never had it🤷♂
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
Nothing has changed for me. I'll keep on as I have been
LordShadowfire · 46-50, MVIP
They don't have to. It's back. I knew it was all just a publicity stunt when I saw that note of theirs. I'm not saying that the people in charge of TikTok are necessarily Trump worshipers, but they know how to play the game to get things out of Trump.
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
Use another app
jackrabbit10 · M
what did they do before Tic Tok,
hunkalove · 61-69, M
Read proust?
Elessar · 26-30, M
P*rnhub!
Ah no they've banned that too
Ah no they've banned that too
ShenaniganFoodie · 36-40, M
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