On today's episode of this is wtf I get for having a telephone

I saw a post about it on Facebook and was confused as to wtf it meant, so I took my dumbass to Google to see wtf this shit is. Now I wanna effing vomit because wtf 😳😳

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

@Prettybratbi1tch No one here made you look that up! Good gourds, that being posted here was like the text version of the image feed! 🤮

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

@Prettybratbi1tch why do people keep telling me to stand the ficus up? I don’t even own a ficus! 🙄

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I'm not sure that yellowish white and red make a rainbow. They need to mix in some pee and poop too 🤔