I love being called a virgin 😇

I mean I'm not... Well, I'm almost a virgin...

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exexec · 61-69, C

My wife claimed to be an "almost virgin" because she felt like one in her mind. Obviously, I didn't buy her reasoning.

hunkalove · 61-69, M

Being almost a virgin is like being almost a serial killer.

Foxes · F

You either are or you aren't.

basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M

Dafuq is an almost virgin?
That's almost honest or kinda pregnant

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Matt85 · 36-40, M

@basilfawlty89 also it was like 20 years ago that stuff last happened. my friend says you are a born again virgin if you dont have sex for a year lol.

basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M

@Matt85 just wow lol

jehova · 31-35, M

@Matt85 its called "losing ones virginity" you dont get it back. It doesnt matter how long it has been.

JonnyTesticles · 36-40, M

That's not what Weasel told me

empanadas · 31-35, M

Hope you are virgin from the back

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