How many cigars do I need to smoke a day before I sound like Oliver Reed?

Drink a quart of whisky a day and you will get there. You will get a cirrhosis of the liver, but you'll have an Oliver Reed voice.

When this question gets asked, I always think of sounding like Lemmy 😅

Not just the gravel, but the clipped overacting. Brilliant.

Need a couple quarts of booze too

What? Dead??? 🤣

He sometimes used to come into the pub where I worked in Wimbledon Village in the late 1970s: absolutely charming when he first arrived - but that didn't last long.

Try gargling with old razor blades. You might not sound like Reed, but maybe Bonnie Tyler or Kim Carnes.

@WintaTheAngle 🤔not just cigars oliver reed was a reknowned piss artist too lol 😆

Didn't that old guy die in a bar fight?

Just be you