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Grocery store with the way I eyeball the cucumbers and squeeze the melons determining their ripeness. Then there’s the smelling of cantaloupes and the slight eyes rolling into the back of my head as I moan that…yeah, grocery store.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
Sausage McMuffin convention
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout sounds filthy 😂
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
@AbsolutelyFabulous blasphemy
greensnacks · 31-35, F
In a video game, virtually, living the life as a big outback cowboy, with a lushous polyamorous marital union with 3 wifes-an alien, a chair and Aphrodite. Then, all of a sudden, the alien wife eats Aphrodite and sits on the chair wife, breaks it and I find myself in the middle of a divorce with her.
Not too many moments later, as i walk down the dirt road, I meet the love of my life (LOL) as they were coming out of the SW gaming room and ask me how am I doing with a cheeky smile.
Not too many moments later, as i walk down the dirt road, I meet the love of my life (LOL) as they were coming out of the SW gaming room and ask me how am I doing with a cheeky smile.
Kiesel · 56-60, M
@greensnacks well that’s interesting
lol
lol
greensnacks · 31-35, F
@Kiesel if it's a fantasy, let's make it a fantasy for real.
Kiesel · 56-60, M
@greensnacks ☺
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
Probably not in the grocery store cause I'm too focused on selecting what I buy. Nope, not someone at work and definitely not on sw lmao
That means I'm not gonna meet the love of my life. 🥲
That means I'm not gonna meet the love of my life. 🥲
PhoenixPhail · M
@mindstruggle Nah, it just means you haven't met them yet.
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Probably surgery. Just coming out of sedation.
Feel this is my best option
Feel this is my best option
Degbeme · 70-79, M
I`m not sure the wife would appreciate that. 😅
Kiesel · 56-60, M
They’re all kinda similar aren’t they?! lol
Different · 31-35, M
Deff not here lol
At the behavioral center
Bang5luts · M
@MarbleMarvel that's nuts. 🤣
Beautywithin · 36-40, F
Anywhere but here ! 😄
Panamared · 70-79, M
Grocery store
FreestyleArt · 31-35, M
Probably not.
Sapio · 51-55, M
The grocery store, I love to cook. Most likely, she'd be curious as to what I am making because my basket is full of items most men wouldn't buy.
PhoenixPhail · M
Quite honestly, I'm not likely to meet the love of my life anywhere. Ironically, it's the only thing I've ever wanted.
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
At work.. And your odds of it lasting are better too. Number 2 is the Dog Park...😷
Crazychick · 36-40, F
I met him in the pub in 2005. I married him in 2010 and we're still happily married.
I really hope not while in surgery.
GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
Those are all terrible places
Bang5luts · M
I was asked out in the restroom before, it was a womens restroom. They said, sir can you please get out? This is the womens restroom
bijouxbroussard · F
At work was my experience. In the movies if you meet them in the doctor’s surgery, one of you is probably dying.
AbbySvenz · F
The bakery
…. What? 😳
…. What? 😳
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
I met him in the Gym. I met my first love also in the gym. I was first asked out in an amusement park when I was in high school.
Weird places? I don't think so. It's better than tinder and/or clubs imo
Weird places? I don't think so. It's better than tinder and/or clubs imo
Bang5luts · M
Maternity ward. Those women are frisky.
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
Sw
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
Not SW
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@Dignaga I am not an angry person though. I have no issue with you, you’re the one who doesn’t like me 🥹.
It’s all good 🩷.
It’s all good 🩷.
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@Dignaga I don’t know either 👀
Justenjoyit · 61-69, M
Could happen anytime anywhere
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@Blondily that's so cool💖
Blondily · F
@AbsolutelyFabulous We reminisce about it all the time. 🤭☺😄
pancakeslam · 41-45, M