I want a ciggarette without having to buy a pack

here you go 🚬

If you have the one youre gonna want more so just buy the pack.

Back in ancient days when I owned part of a comic book/game shop downtown, the place right next door was a little convenience store. They didn't have a lot, and the guy who owned it was working on getting a liquor license for the place. Back in those days, most of people who hung out downtown were skater dudes and the like who were always bumming cigarettes, so the guy started breaking up packs of cigarettes and selling them one at a time, which is, of course, illegal. We used to joke that, if he ever got his liquor license, he'd make most of his money selling booze to underage kids, and maybe selling meth out the back door. (He had that look about him.) He never did get a liquor license.

Random old guy memory.

Befriend a homeless person

They used to sell Lucy's at the gas station. For a quarter a piece that was the good old days

Don't make me spray you with water

Would you like one of my newports?

Stop me on the street and ask me for one.

Bum one