I’m a 3 time national yo-yo champion and I expect to be treated as such

@beermeplease this Bard is an imposter the real one got crushed under the weight of a yo-yo
RIP poor lil feller

@ShepherdBard Yeah I didn`t think it was you. He`s good.

@Degbeme 🙄

@Degbeme Now that’s skills.

@thepeculiarpanda well what do you know,
figures, I think it up it already has either happened and I didn't know, or someone else has the idea also

@AllycatAD I figured it would be D.C., they have the wackier villain lineup. 🤔😂

@thepeculiarpanda for sure

@mindstruggle Oh now I`m seeing the flag. I blame you two.

@mindstruggle exactly why this is flagged!!

@YoMomma pretty normal

@ShepherdBard ah 😃

@AllycatAD finally some respect

@AllycatAD idk if I could even do that honestly

@ShepherdBard wasn't to hard, the yo yo had a centrifugal clutch brake and would grab under a certain RPM

@ShepherdBard you can use mine 🪀

@tobynshorty woahh first rule of any established yo-yo’r is to not touch another yo-yo’rs tools ✋

@ShepherdBard down on Santa Monica where tricks are for kids?

*smokes hash pipe*

@catastrophecarnival *bows*

@catastrophecarnival 👏

@ShepherdBard [media=https://youtu.be/vR-or95kpp0]

@DrScissorhands 🤨🤨🤨

@ShepherdBard how many licks did it take Bardy ???

@basilfawlty89 you don’t even know the first of it man

@ShepherdBard

I'm just waiting for your Sports Illustrated cover.

"ShepherdBard, sex symbol"

Complete with glamour shot!

@SaorUladh keep it up, I am very dangerous with these things 😤

@SaorUladh hey now, come on. Competitive yo-yo is super cool, right up there with playing the kazoo and wearing birkenstocks with socks.

@Onryo 😒😒😒

@ShepherdBard

@Onryo uggghhh

@Lilymoon you take that back!

@ShepherdBard nerp 🙂‍↔

@ShepherdBard how do I do that?

@Prettybratbi1tch believe in yourself

@ShepherdBard I already do

@Summer2025
Damn, imagine getting pressed over a yo-yo joke. That string’s not the only thing snapping.

@ShepherdBard
Not even a boss-level troll. Just one of those tutorial ones you beat with a stick.
Okay now I'm mean lmao