My motto is ask forgiveness later. But you said I could use the station wagon whenever I wanted!

I outrank you though!

I prefer to ask for forgiveness

...but I was hungry, and the cookies were just sitting there on the plate. I didn't eat them all, I only had two.

Oh. My bad. So can I?

You want me to be disobedient too? 🤨

I'll pass

I'm in charge here tho. 🤨

Its always better to ask for forgiveness then permission...

Really? I never do that.

better to seek forgiveness than permission.

That will be the day

I don’t need permission.. I can fart when and where I want. Not my fault your face happened to move where I farted

Yeah, well, we’re a bit past that now…soooo, forgiveness maybe? 😬

You didn't read the small print. Appendix R, section 92, paragraph 346 says I can do exactly as I want. 🙂

for what? 😳

I would have but you are so low to the ground I didn't want to have to lay on my stomach to ask