Do you ever get a ghost itch? 🤔

Like something itches but nowhere that you scratch actually seems to be the right spot? 🤔

I'm not talking about thrush, that cleared up over Christmas when the gonorrhoea set in

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Nightwings · F

Lmao I used to get this all the time. The ghost itch, not the gonorrhoea. 💀

I also have this thing going on that when I press my nail into my skin somewhere, it starts itching in a completely different spot – and yes, scratching that spot actually works. =D

MellyMel22 · F

Yes. I have nerve damage, so I get that a lot.

Likestoenjoylife · 51-55, M

Hurt my shoulder years ago every so often get an itch under my shoulder blade no way to get to it!

Cigarguy · 41-45, M

I have tourette's at is how I feel when I have to hold back a tic or outbursts

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

I think you just have an std which is surprising.

TrunkZ · 61-69, M

@Captainjackass Yes, truly surprising 🤭🤭

https://similarworlds.com/self/i-am-me/infotunabotgod/5478471-I-have-a-gaming-question-If-I-stick-a-Nintendo-Switch-joycon

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@TrunkZ I was think it would mean someone agreed to have sex with him, which is unbelievable.

TrunkZ · 61-69, M

@Captainjackass The clues are all there... seems self inflicted with a communal Nintendo Switch "joycon"

Bexsy

Gonorrhea followed closely by chlamydia..

Exactly where you itching?😐

Ferric67 · M

Some people are just better at multitasking than others

ThirstenHowl ·

Why do Gonorrhea and Chlamydia sound like two rival sisters from ancient Greek myth?

TrunkZ · 61-69, M

Good God, were you raised in a syphilis factory? 😳😳

TryingtoLava

@TrunkZ whyd they wana industrialize syphilis? Askin the real questions

TrunkZ · 61-69, M

@TryingtoLava same reason they industrialize everything else.... To profitably meet the demand, of course. 😌😌

Ghost itches don't just create themselves, you know 😏😏

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