Are you one of those people who thinks that they're a bit psychic? 🤔

I already knew you’d say that 🙄

My girlfriend's mom tried to convince me that her bipolar, schizophrenic, drug-addicted, homeless son has psychic abilities and all the "psychic energy" that he's picking up is what's keeping him from getting his life together. It's all too overwhelming for him.

I don't want to p*ss her off because she's kinda like family at this point, but I tried really hard to emphasize that his refusal to take any psychiatric medication or get help for his substance abuse is just making his mental illnesses worse over time

I have been involved in a couple of situations in which some kind of ESP seems to have taken place. I don't claim to have psychic powers.

I knew you'd be in my inbox begging for tiddes before you did it

Like ESPN for something 🤔

I’m totally psychic. The same words keep appearing at the same time on the TV and on Internet. I’m always at the right place at the right time.