If you don't cut your finger when doing home maintenance

I resist wiping off the blood until the job is done. Our rose bush thorns attack me every time I mow and trim the lawn. My neighbors are so used to the blood that they have stopped asking me what mountain lion attacked me.

This is true

We've resorted to hiring people in. The blood thinners were a great excuse

Finger? I think I'm doing this wrong 😬😬

real men use plasters?!

A real man uses kitchen roll and electrical tape, not a plaster 🙄 you just lost 5 manly points

Combat gauze for me

@ostfuidctyvm 🤔or you suffer bouts of clumsiness in the first place to injure yourself lol 😆

Only women use plasters

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