If you don't cut your finger when doing home maintenance

Are you even a real man? 🤔

You only know that you've done a good job when you're covered in sticky plasters

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exexec · 70-79, C

I resist wiping off the blood until the job is done. Our rose bush thorns attack me every time I mow and trim the lawn. My neighbors are so used to the blood that they have stopped asking me what mountain lion attacked me.