Mayonnaise is just sandwich lotion.

You take that back ! Mayo is a sacred condiment to us whites ! Hahaha

it's lube to my pizza

Mayo is the glue that holds a sandwich together.

You be talking about lotion and stuff getting me all hot and bothered.

Bread is just salad duvet

Or meat lotion, whatever

as in sunscreen lotion? you probably wouldn't want to eat that piece of bread after it's been in the hot sun for a few hours... you'll be 💩ing yourself something fierce 🤢

So lotion is just body dressing? 🤯

it's intestinal lube

Jizz of some sorts.. best to avoid it

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