I need to apologize to you people...

I'm not apologizing for that, it's just a fact I live with!

Opposite day is today?

But are you really "sorry" 🤔🤔😝🤪

Everything seems wrong.

Thats Easy... You're American. Its one of those invisible disabilities so many of you have to struggle with..😷

you're just you 😊

Aint no such thing as a handsome gnome

And delusional, but we forgive you. 🤗

Shush up, silly lawn ornament... or I'll have you re-painted in pink with yellow dots on you.