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Had an argument with my girl...

She informed me that ive gone and pushed all her buttons today. But we both know that's a lie, because I still haven't found her mute button 🤷‍♂

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Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

No lie, years ago my GF was chewing me out over something or another. After about 15 minutes, I picked up a remote, pointed at her, and started pressing the mute button. After a few seconds she asked me what I thought I was doing. I said I was considering returning the remote to amazon…it’s supposed to be universal, but the mute button clearly isn’t.

She actually started laughing so hard the chewing out ended…guess it was universal after all 🤣

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@Zaphod42 Now that's hilarious!! Could've gone either way! Ill try my luck with that next time 🤣🤣🤣

Degbeme · 70-79, M

They don`t have one. I can vouch for that. 50+ years has taught me that

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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@Degbeme You're just jealous because I found a loophole 🙄

Degbeme · 70-79, M

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

Don’t the expensive sex dolls only have one button? It shouldn’t be hard for you to find.

OogieBoogie · F

Geez dude, how many times do you need to be told about the clitoris?

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@OogieBoogie Huh, is that what that thing is? Wait! I thought that was a myth? 🤔

@OogieBoogie That story's frictional.

OogieBoogie · F

@NudasPriest HAHAHhahahahahahaja🤣🤣🤣

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