It's 1 am, and I'm sitting on my porch, drinking vodka

Counterpoint, you got a nice porch, cozy looking home, peaceful night under the stars. You're killing it my guy

Sounds like you ARE living the life.

Sounds lonely

Looks pretty good to me. Cheers 🍻

You need a swing and some hanging plants out there - make it look like a jungle. Your vodka will taste better.

Shucks, If'n I had me a porch like that I'd sit on it too!

You’re living a great life what are you worried about?

Porchmonkey