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Hi, I'm Grumpypotomus, so nice to have crossed paths with you

I miss my backyard pool parties

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Bye-bye, see ya, Gtfo

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I'm broken. No, you can't fix me

Apparently the only thing wrong with me

Is that there isn't anything right with me

My New Years resolution is to stay away from A-holes

I haven't purchased anything frivolous for a while

And I feel good about that.

Has anyone ever tiptoed through tulips?