My girl and I were kissing on the couch when she said "Let's take this upstairs"

I guess saying "Okay you grab one end and ill grab the other" wasn't the answer she was looking for.

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Vin53 · M

M girlfriend and I were making out on the couch and she said to me "kiss me where it stinks" so I took her to New Jersey.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Then she went home?

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@Degbeme No she deflated cause she got a hole in her

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@GnomeyGee Now you see I was going to say that, but I thought, no I`ll be nice. So what do you do? 🙄

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@Degbeme Haha beat ya to it old man! 💪

Punxi · F

So....now were spinnin' yarns bout' the ol' girlfriend struggles, are we now?

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@Punxi Maybe I have a girlfriend, maybe I don't

craig7 · 70-79, M

Sounds like a gag line from a comedy.

smiler2012 · 61-69

@GnomeyGee 😆rather kills that special moment somewhat

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