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Rilyn · 31-35, F
Words....
I prefer forehead kisses. They fix everything.
I prefer forehead kisses. They fix everything.
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PoeticPlay · 51-55, M
@Rilyn
I was nowhere near the sheriff's daughter!
I was nowhere near the sheriff's daughter!
Rilyn · 31-35, F
@PoeticPlay why the sheriff?
PoeticPlay · 51-55, M
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
emmm 👀
@XDHyperGirlXD1 Sarcasm is my first language 😁
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@NativePortlander1970 bad language is mine im fluent in all curse words :D
@XDHyperGirlXD1 That would be my close second, I often combine the two so much that one of my bosses asked me if Don Rickles was my father.
beermeplease · M
one of them was from my dad harping on me to quit smoking cigarettes....it worked and i'm glad. ciggies killed my mom.
@beermeplease I am so very sorry for your losses :(
beermeplease · M
@NativePortlander1970 thanks my friend... i truly miss my parents. but it's nice to have caring friends in the physical state as well as friends i have met online such as you and others
@beermeplease I am so very glad we All could be here for You as well too :) I miss my Dad every day too, it has been over 43 years, however with my mother I won't shed any tears.
SammyJo · 51-55, F
"Don't wear panties....they get in the way. You'll be taking them on and off all night..."
Advice from my mum, who was a prostitute. I followed that tradition and lifestyle.
SJD x
Advice from my mum, who was a prostitute. I followed that tradition and lifestyle.
SJD x
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
Never iron a shirt while you are still wearing it 😔
redredred · M
Most faces are as easy to read as a billboard. Just because you’re not saying what you think doesn’t mean others don’t know it.
brian29715 · 46-50, M
Work hard and play hard. If you don’t work, you can’t play.
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
Anniedlr · 26-30, F
Make the best of the opportunities you are given🙂🐼🥢
Pretzel · 61-69, M
Nothing good happens after midnight
Oneofthestormboys · 100+, M
To never eat yellow snow.
darkmere1983 · 46-50, M
live for today as no one is promised tomorrow.
PoeticPlay · 51-55, M
Never date a chick that take more psyche meds than you.
But then again that might not be the great advice.
A lot of women see that as being prude.🤔
But then again that might not be the great advice.
A lot of women see that as being prude.🤔
Always wear a condom...
Stay positive...
Stop thinking negative thoughts
Go after what YOU want
Stay positive...
Stop thinking negative thoughts
Go after what YOU want
2ndtimeguy · 61-69, M
My dad said if anyone calls you smart you hit them! They are making fun of you, lol
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DunningKruger · 61-69, M
"You're only as happy as you choose to be."
Changed my life.
Changed my life.
Shadyglow · F
If I were about 8 or 9 YO I could maybe answer...
“Master detachment”
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Heavenlywarrior · 36-40, M
Don’t be a Simp.
My Grandfather told me in 1989 that the more we learn the less we actually know, that the knowledge of this is the key to all wisdom. In other words we don't know as much as we think we do and to shut our mouths when someone with actual knowledge on something tells us what is, and to listen, we might learn something new.
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