Mars vs Venus

So....my boyfriend always has some kinda project goin' on.

Good with his hands.

Out and about this morning we stopped in Lowe's Hardware store.

I shit you not, I sipped water and watched him basically transcend time and space picking out metal...fastener..thingys for 25 minutes.

And they weren't even sparkly ffs.

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BillyMack · 46-50, M

Lowe’s and Home Depot are our Targets.

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Punxi · F

@BillyMack I'd market a hardware chain open till 2 AM.

Power tools you can test run...some kinda big ass Hemi motor display you can try out a wrench on..

Throw them peanut shells on the floor.

Sales girls...handyman/ Hooters attire.

You gotta have a liquor license to sell beer...not if its free.

BillyMack · 46-50, M

@Punxi go ahead and make a kickstarter campaign. I’ll drop some cash haha.

And you can sell margaritas by customer service so the ladies don’t get too bored.