This whole Hot Girl

...shit sounds exhausting af to be honest.

I wanna do old lady shit.

A puzzle.

Maybe knit sum'in.

I wanna sit in a chair and shower.

Boom!

🤔

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GuiltyBiStander · 31-35, F

Yeah.

The blessing is a curse, but also vice-versa. And I know you can deal with the vice 😁

So maybe start working on this, and just take more naps -

Lilyb · 22-25, F

@GuiltyBiStander note to self...learn to crochet...

GuiltyBiStander · 31-35, F

@Lilyb

😁

Punxi · F

@GuiltyBiStander Damn...I could tell cops its not see through!

Its ventilation.

Im like'in how you're thinkin'

🤔

~Vice pro

ScreamingFox · 41-45, F

I just ordered my first cross stitch for beginners kit 👵🏼

Punxi · F

@ScreamingFox Hell yeah! Imma hit up Amazon for a case of bingo markers.

GuiltyBiStander · 31-35, F

@Punxi

When life gives you boobs, and you can't find lemons, make boobade 👍

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GuiltyBiStander · 31-35, F

@Punxi

You trust Yarn ?!

That Norwegian guy with the busy hands ??!!!

Brave woman.

Punxi · F

@GuiltyBiStander Tbh..the Norwegianknitter guy imposes on my forge welder guy on YT 🤷🏻

He's hotter

Aficionado · 41-45, M

@GuiltyBiStander New equation:
If Red bull = 🪽 , Boobade = 🚀

And what’s the male analogy? When life gives you dick and not banana, make a dick smoothie? Oh, that already exists! ; just goes by different names 😉

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