Not a snack machine

It's a government.

Oh trust me...there are fractions indeed.

The Chip Coalition ...loud, greasy, overrepresented.

The Granola Bar Reformists .....self-righteous, always expired

The Candy Lobbiest ...powerful, corrupt, somehow never out of stock.

Every purchase is a vote. Every jammed spiral is an injustice. When the Honey Bun gets stuck halfway down, we don’t say “oops....fuuuu'qu.....we say.

“this is exactly what happens when leadership refuses to listen.”

Power. Scarcity. Betrayal.

Hell with history....study the break room at noon.

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