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What's your best pick up lines??

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YoungPoet345 · 26-30, F
Do you work at a library? Cause I wouldn’t mind checking you out lol
@YoungPoet345 Good thing I have a library card, so I can check you out!
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
Do you want to come back to my place and help me move some furniture
AngelUnforgiven · 51-55, F
Honestly I don't think that I've ever used one I find it cheesy
If you can guess what my favorite restaurant is, I’ll take you there.
FrugalNoodle · 46-50, M
I don't do that, in the past, if smitten I was speechless and tongue tied, and resorted to goofiness .....:)
My friends bet me I couldn’t talk to the prettiest girl in the bar. Want to use his money to buy some drinks?
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hippyjoe1955 · 70-79, M
I kind of like the lines on the hood of my pickup truck. Makes it look powerful.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9… because I’m the 1 you need.
You seem like someone I should know.
You as yummy as taco Tuesday 🌮
i'm shitty with words so i try to give a nice smile and engage in eye contact if i'm interested...that's if i'm out and about...

i don't have a sw gf because i don't post selfies with such a smile or eye contact 🤣
Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? 😅
stayfickle · 26-30, F
“Hi there, do you want to buy 1 and take me? 🤣🤣🤣”
*proceeds to blush and cover face*
SORRRYYYY I KNOW IT’S LAME!!
@stayfickle 🤔… I'm intrigued—what else would one get with with this offer? 😏😂
stayfickle · 26-30, F
@WatchingandWaiting it’ll probably me and the crazy me 🤣🤣 staaaph
@stayfickle Crazy is exactly what I’m looking for 🤪😜😅
no words but stir the ice in my glass with my index finge then lick the moisture off. makes every man want to be what I'm drinking
Punxi · F
Do you like rasins? Damn...I'm all out!

How bout' a date?
What is it like to be the prettiest person in the room?
YoungPoet345 · 26-30, F
@sstronaut it’s not as easy as it looks. People get real jealous
adhane05 · 31-35, M
Would you like to be the angel on top of my Christmas tree?
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
So…
Ya like stuff😏

The 😏 is key
It has 4 wheel drive!
hunkalove · 70-79, M
"Dang, you're almost as hot as your grandma!"
scorpiolovedeep · 51-55, M
Let eyes do the talking....first
Man:"My watch is magic. It tells me that you're not wearing panties"

Woman: "Of course I am"

Man: "Oops, it's 10 minutes fast".
I have an incredibly small penis...would you like to pet it?
@istillhaveanameitsrick I mean...I never said it actually worked, but it is funny LOL
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Offthetop · 56-60, M
Did you just fall from heaven, because you look like a dead bird.
Offthetop · 56-60, M
I mean angel. You look like an angel.
Kiesel · 56-60, M

 
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