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Longpatrol · 31-35, M
"Ah not entered puberty, perfect age to marry! It is 1600 and being a creep is legal."
Nimbus · M
@Longpatrol 😛
Madgirl · 26-30, F
@Longpatrol that womans face looks like 40
AbbeyRhode · F
"Of course I love you. What was your name again?"
Nimbus · M
@AbbeyRhode Entirely probable ;)
akindheart · 61-69, F
@AbbeyRhode LOL. you nailed it
CookieCrumbs · F
“Is that a B-cup?” 😄
akindheart · 61-69, F
@CookieCrumbs you are funny but so true.
CookieCrumbs · F
akindheart · 61-69, F
@CookieCrumbs hey give her the benefit of the doubt. looks like a B but is really a C all strapped down. 😆
Taxicab · 46-50, M
Baby is not kicking there
likesnatural · 70-79, M
Is your heat beating for me?
nedkelly · 61-69, M
Make me a sandwich
smiler2012 · 56-60
{@nimbus]😆 the man interrogating is say come on my dear make a clean breast of it and confess too your crime
Freeranger · M
[i]"Did you say large dowry?"[/i][i]"Here, let me steer you away from your mother my dear....."[/i]
Nimbus · M
@Freeranger 🤭
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
The last time I did this I got my face slapped & it was hard enough to loosen a couple teeth.
AlchemyFox · 36-40, F
Difficult to find your nips in this bodice
Nimbus · M
@AlchemyFox 😛
SW-User
"Trust in the heart of the cards."
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP
wheres the titties?..
Nimbus · M
PoetryNEmotion · F
Do not worry, Elspeth. I will escort the new maid to her duties. You go to bed. I have things to discuss with Lolita.
PoetryNEmotion · F
@PoetryNEmotion Cherokee, you are msking me laugh too. LoL.
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
Be patient.........'Tis 400 years until they invent Gaviscon....
Nimbus · M
@TheSirfurryanimalWales Very apt ;)
4meAndyou · F
"Let me just cop a little feel. Man, this portrait session is taking TOO long."
Convivial · 26-30, F
Soon now, i can feel the Xenomorph moving....
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
I assure you madam that I am a physician
littlepuppywantanewlife · 31-35, M
A very controversial painting of a Jewish bride where her father is acknowledging her necklace. However it's a debate and in 19th century the painting got more questions because they thought as a couple.
Elisbch · M
"I just want a little squeeze!".. 😊😄..LOL
Or...
" I promise, I promise... I won't go any further if you just let me lick it a bit!...LOL 😈🤣
Or...
" I promise, I promise... I won't go any further if you just let me lick it a bit!...LOL 😈🤣