"Ah not entered puberty, perfect age to marry! It is 1600 and being a creep is legal."

"Of course I love you. What was your name again?"

“Is that a B-cup?” 😄

Baby is not kicking there

Make me a sandwich

Is your heat beating for me?

"Trust in the heart of the cards."

Be patient.........'Tis 400 years until they invent Gaviscon....

Do not worry, Elspeth. I will escort the new maid to her duties. You go to bed. I have things to discuss with Lolita.

Soon now, i can feel the Xenomorph moving....

"Let me just cop a little feel. Man, this portrait session is taking TOO long."

I assure you madam that I am a physician

The last time I did this I got my face slapped & it was hard enough to loosen a couple teeth.

A very controversial painting of a Jewish bride where her father is acknowledging her necklace. However it's a debate and in 19th century the painting got more questions because they thought as a couple.

{@nimbus]😆 the man interrogating is say come on my dear make a clean breast of it and confess too your crime

Difficult to find your nips in this bodice

wheres the titties?..

"I just want a little squeeze!".. 😊😄..LOL

Or...

" I promise, I promise... I won't go any further if you just let me lick it a bit!...LOL 😈🤣