Aww crap! Valentine's day is in two weeks and my choices are a married woman, a 22-yr old, or a deadbeat. Who do I choose?

Choose you, treat yourself and be happy

Do you have to be with someone for Valentine’s Day??

Eat your favorite food with a glass of wine …

Better luck next year …

Videl! Your wife gohan

Don't half ass it, do all three😂

Ive got older men with baggage or desperate unattractive people with zero options

Is the deadbeat hot? Lol

The one with the best ass

Is the 22 yr old needy?

Yo Mom

Dead Beat , make their Day

Why not all three

Skip the whole thing..😷

Strip club

You could widen your circle of candidates by doing a dating video with Casanova Dating Service like Steven Morris.

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I'd go with the deadbeat. She'll appreciate you more if you spend money on her. Just don't knock her up.

Decisions ..Decisions. why not send each of them a lovely red 🌹
Problimo solved 😍

Just enjoy life withot any of them

Just plan your illness for that day

choose the best lover

That's the day where i mostly sleep until its over with

Go with Kamala. Like Old Joe!! 🤣

If those are your only two options, keep looking. Valentine's Day is an arbitrary deadline.
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