I wish you were here with me. I could slowly undress you and start kissing your breasts and sucking and nibbling on your beautiful nipples until they are all puckered and sticking out as rigid as two little penises. Running my tongue down your sleek body until I get to the top of your pretty little pussy, I spread your legs apart far enough for me to force my tongue into the lips of your vagina. You grab onto the top of my head to steady yourself on your feet. Slowly I run my tongue up and down through your now soaking wet pussy. I finally start to do slow figure eights across your clit. One hand has found your tight little sphincter of an asshole and is slowly working, first one and then two fingers inside your butt. The other hand is pushed into your pussy as far as I can get it and is massaging the insides of your vagina until I feel you tense up and let out a low guttural, almost animal like, moan. Knowing I've found the right spot I massage it slowly in rhythm with my tongue on your clit and my other hand up your butt. yh I can feel your orgasm coming so I back off and let it subside only to start up again slowly. I keep doing this until you are forcing my head into your pussy with both hands and begging for me to finish. When I finally pick up my pace you cum in a world rocking spasm of an orgasm which goes on and on. Now you're trying to pull my head away because your nerve endings are completely alive and you feel like you're going to collapse. You finish cumming and squirt your juices all over my face. You collapse on top of me with your thighs clamped to the sides of my head and quivering like jelly. I gently lower you onto your stomach and pull you to your knees. Slowly I force the head of my rock hard cock into your tight little ass. It won't fit at first but with your own juices lubricating it the mushroom top finally pops inside you. I start a slow pumping action until you have loosened up and then pound my cock into your ass with my balls slapping against your ass cheeks and even hitting your now swollen clit. We both cum at the same time as I fill your rectum with stream after stream of hot cum. When I've finished unloading my seed into you I pull my still hard cock out of your ass and move us into the 69 position so we can clean each other up with our mouths. Now we can cuddle naked in bed for hours.
Hey. I lost a bet with a co-worker so I have to humiliate myself and ask three men on here if you own my wife’s vagina from now on. If you say no, then I am off the hook and will have asked the three guys.
I had a stalker although I didn't realize at first it was a stalker. We chatted and it asked me something personal. I said I didn't want to talk about it. and it hounded me til I blocked. It then created a new account and asked "Are you afraid I will think less of you?" It was very creepy as this thing was very creepy!
@CrustyDDingus i just checked my alt account messages cos i know i tried messing with you on there but i couldn’t remember if this is what i sent or not😂😂
@Straylight I think it was jealousy. I’m not bad looking and I think it had irritated him that I was with her. That’s my guess. I was playing music with my band at the bar and he seemed pretty into the preformance until it was over and I went to leave with my girlfriend. It was tough because I was a pretty, fair skinned, and charismatic blonde (sort of my gig as a performer) and she was a real light skinned black girl that was absolutely stunning. We took a lot of shit, many times, but that was probably some of the worst of it. Looking back, it was stupid to spit in his face but I was definitely even more of a firecracker back then. This here is actually the calmer and wiser Nothingness if you can believe that fucking shit. lol
@HeteroDox Surrounded by idiots, nice weather, and people who dont like dated lines from terrible sitcoms. Not that there is anything wrong with that. (im sure you didn't find that amusing like I did.)
In all seriousness though, I do hope you got that I was messing around, you asked for creepy and crass lines lol. I never understood the point of "pick up lines", if your going to talk to someone your attracted to just speak to them like you would any other person. Might find out your not nearly as attracted to them once you get to know them, then again you may still be.