If we're friends, I always got your six. I'll offer compassion, understanding, loyalty, good advice when needed, and silly jokes to make you laugh....yada-yada. Just the usual things.

Compassion.
Loyalty and reliability.
Being there when help is needed.
I will feed you with good food (host)
Advice on matters.
Free taxi available for drop off and pick up(I have full private use of my work vehicle)

I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare or a best friend for people like you.

I fix or build any kind of machine that is needed.

You want a machine to shred straw. I can build it.

You're broken down anyway, I can get you out of there and back on the road before the cops show up.

You want to turn a farm tractor into tank. I can do that.

But if want me to wish dishes and wash your clothes. Find someone else, because all you're gonna get from me is a punch I'm the nose

I always try and be there for my friends and help them anyway I can. And I always have whiskey and cigars

I haven’t seen you in forever. I wondered about you.

a non-judgemental ear to listen
beyond that, I just feel like a third wheel

Reliability/dependability, understanding, lots of forgiveness and good advice. ...and lots of laughs

I can be entertaining and am usually nonjudgemental. (Except for anyone who voted for trump). You WILL be fed. There are two empty bedrooms if you need to crash.

Non judgement

Gum.

Kindness

Making you feel comfortable just being yourself

I’m good at spoiling, randomly and frequently

Being trustworthy

Calmness

Spontaneity

Wallet

Forgiveness, support and humour

My companionship and my help.

Trust, and loyalty …

My matchmaking services

Good question 😳

The bestest friend you could hope for 😌

Grammatical critiques

Chaos

Fun, Intelligence (of sorts), loyalty, honesty

Oh, an' drinks and nibbles..

😘

More than anything else, a good ear.

Hopefully nothing, then they won't want to be friends with me. 😂

I can spend your money for you, eat your food and warm up your couch.

Loyalty.. emotional support... inspiration.☺

Humor, good food, private lake access 😏

Pretty much nothing. I'm bad friendship material

Raisins!

Not a damn thing.
Im annoying, im opinionated, no filter , over share, and i talk too much about myself.

Groceries...🤣🤣🤣

Bad decisions .

In a word? Sandwiches.

Oh.
And Holy Santos.
If you vote for me, your wildest dreams will come true.

Shits gigs n heart

Me

Friendship