Say the weird thing:

Another story. My grandmother had an ouiji board. My cousin and I once asked who the spirit was in the ouiji board when we were young. It said it was a spirit trapped in a room with demons trying to get in. Later, While I was taking care of my grandmother, I started having sleep paralysis. Seeing my family playing outside in the snow (it was summer) many kinds of monsters behind the couch. Dementors hovering over me. And a dark shadow sitting on top of me. Hyper realistic. Felt like I was trapped and couldn't move. One of these bad nights I saw my grandmother down the hall zombified in a wedding dress. With a gangly big white great Dane beside her. Then I swear I heard my grandfather's voice.(Hed passed away) "Go away!" And it stopped. The paralysis nights crept up again. Convinced it was the ouiji board, the next day I visited the store, and threw the ouiji board in the trash. No more bad dreams. Then after Granny died and it was time to sell the house. My mother found the ouiji board in the bedroom under her bed.

I ate roasted chicken for dinner with mixed vegetables and roasted potatoes, and tomorrow morning with my coffee and banana I am sure to have a healthy morning constitutional.

I remember the second time I got pulled over for drunk driving. The cop was totally hot and I told him so. I even flirted about the handcuffs saying "you should really take me on a date first" *sigh* I'm never that brazen or bold irl 😑

I'm curious whether anyone else has this desperate wish to be reincarnated in a magical world where anything is possible. I made this wish on my last birthday and the lights flickered ominously 😬

Does anyone else every think about the fact. Like back in the day.

They used to say back in the day. That it was the kings deer. Like when you talk Robin Hood movies and stuff. They said it was the Kings deer and some kid killed one of the Kings deer. Then they had to go find this kid and chop off hand or something.

For some reason we like to pretend we gone past point now and the King doesn't have deer anymore.

But think about it. If you want to go hunting. You gotta pay for a hunting license and get a deer tag. Because its the governments deer.

Isn't that the same thing as King

That's my Weird Thing

So I was in the car with my wife last night about 8, 8:30 PM. When a cop pulls us over and my wife my wife is driving. Wife asked the cop why you pull us over?

The cop said "There been some unusual activity in area. Do you mind telling me where you where between 5 and 6?"

My wife said without missing a beat says this. "Kindergarten"

Cop busts out laughing, hands back her drivers license and says "your free to go"

Why is it we banted back and forth and others' seldom reply or chime in. Another short true story.