Say the weird thing:

People are desperately seeking realness

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pride49 · 31-35, M

I remember the second time I got pulled over for drunk driving. The cop was totally hot and I told him so. I even flirted about the handcuffs saying "you should really take me on a date first" *sigh* I'm never that brazen or bold irl 😑

HumanEarth · 56-60, F

You know, when it comes it like that. That when luck strikes in your favor.

Like the day my wife just walked up to me at the mall. She always says "Something told me now there is a sexy man in a skirt and stocking. I have to go talk to him"

If her inner voice never would have said that. I wouldn't be living this awesome life as a farmer right now.

Sometimes, you just gotta go for it

pride49 · 31-35, M

@HumanEarth if I can do that without drinking lol

HumanEarth · 56-60, F

You know, I used to be that way to. I had to have alcohol to talk as well.

pride49 · 31-35, M

@HumanEarth Yes but in fear of going to regional jail for three years. I don't drink anymore tho xD

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