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Apparently, my ass didn't get the memo

Well, I did that massive clean up this weekend and moved things around in my kitchen and living room. And apparently, after all these years of everything being in the same place, my brain hasn't quite caught up with the changes.

I went to sit down in my chair and set my coffee on my little side table at the same time, just like I've done a million times before.

Only problem was, neither one was there anymore.

So needless to say, my coffee and my ass both went crashing to the floor.

I didn't hurt myself, but I guess it's gonna take my brain a little longer to get used to where I put everything.
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RebelRaven · 51-55, F
Oh sis. 😂
@RebelRaven 🥴 i knows
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Thats why I’ve been cleaning so much lately. You influencing my mind.
Lol….. you’re like our own in-house I Love Lucy. 😅
@OlderSometimesWiser but without the Ricky
@Bexsy Probably for the best, less 'splaining to do.
LunarOrbit · 61-69, M
🍿*waits to hear about how she missed the bed later*
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
It takes me about 3 months to adjust; sharp!
Degbeme · 70-79, M
*stifles laughter* oh.... are you alright? ........ *tears well up* ......... did you need any help? ...... *get the hiccups*
@Degbeme
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Bexsy oh.... fuck..... KIM
Oh too bad my lap wasn't there to catch your fall
TrunkZ · 61-69, M
Did the airbags inflate or did you have your bubble wrap suit on? 😳😳 🤔🤔
@TrunkZ no. I failed 😬
TrunkZ · 61-69, M
WanderingHelplessly · 51-55, M
I have done that to myself more than I can count
JohnnyNoir · 61-69, M
I'm not convinced that was coffee
@JohnnyNoir truuuust me
JohnnyNoir · 61-69, M
@Bexsy I just wish I had been there in place of the chair to cushion your fall
fun4us2b · M
The change is actually good - forces neuro plasticity .... that said - it's been about 4 years since the drawer for the tin foil and saran wrap was relocated and I still open the original drawer 80% of the time...
SageWanderer · 70-79, M
I can imagine myself doing the same thing. That’s why I do minimal furniture movement.
@InfoTunaBotTheReturn no. If was be already magically destroyed
Kiesel · 56-60, M
You didn’t allow yourself sufficient time to recalibrate!!

Hope you’re okay though, Bex
@Kiesel I'm okay. Bruised ego and buttcheeks
How did you miss an entire chair not being there? This may have more to do with your eyesight than habits 😅
@NerdyPotato i was looking at a direction pamphlet in one hand and coffee in the other. I just sat where i always had before
@Bexsy I feel like you'd stand a chance if you sued the creator of that pamphlet 😅
@NerdyPotato i think i have a strong case
@BrandNewMan 100% 👀

 
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