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Ok. That's enough. I don't have enough coffee or middle fingers for this.

And I certainly don't have the time to make your death seem like an accident.
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IM5688 · 70-79, M
Oh oh, sounds like Bexsy is having a rough day.
Option 1
Put the body in a Hefty bag. Put in the back of the vehicle, (trunk, hatchback, whatever.) Wait until dark. Then drop it off in the middle of a corn field, wheat field, (or whatever kind of fields you have there.) Then drive home and relax.
Option 2
Take the body home. Cut it into pieces. Cook it on the bbq.
If or when the cops show up, offer them a bbq meal.
They can't arrest you if they ate the evidence.
@IM5688 get outa my head! 🤣
IM5688 · 70-79, M
@Bexsy Just trying to be helpful dear.
@IM5688 naw ......option 2A : set up pot luck at work, bring sloppy joes
Ontheroad · M
Don't look at me, it was @Degbeme
@Ontheroad it usually is
Ontheroad · M
@Bexsy 🤣😂🤣
Samek · 36-40, M
Sounds like it's knifing time! I'll go get a spare tarp from the storage room...
@Samek shovels! Don't forget shovels
Samek · 36-40, M
@Bexsy Yes ma'am! -salutes-
Best to walk away then. Sounds like you don't need more work. 😅
@NerdyPotato yeah, besides. I just cleaned my nails
@Bexsy you wouldn't want to mess those up indeed.
Sapio · 51-55, M
Time to clock out I think.
@Sapio good idea
😒fine fine heres some chocolate bars stop being so dramatic 😑
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
Why am I singing goodbye Earl? 🤔
@Degbeme Good bye, Earl
Those black-eyed peas
They tasted alright to me, Earl
You feelin' weak?
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Bexsy

Why don't you lay down and sleep, Earl
Ain't it dark?
Wrapped up in that tarp, Earl
JohnnyNoir · 61-69, M
I can help with that
@JohnnyNoir appreciated
JohnnyNoir · 61-69, M
@Bexsy always
JohnnyNoir · 61-69, M
@Bexsy the Dismal Swamp is a pretty close drive from here
I don't know how they feel off a bridge that's too tall to have a walking lane
SW-User
☕Morning 😊
Always willing to lend some fingers 🤚 🖐️ too 🤭
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
Okay go ahead and do it

 
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