Ok. That's enough. I don't have enough coffee or middle fingers for this.
And I certainly don't have the time to make your death seem like an accident.
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IM5688 · 70-79, M
Oh oh, sounds like Bexsy is having a rough day.
Option 1
Put the body in a Hefty bag. Put in the back of the vehicle, (trunk, hatchback, whatever.) Wait until dark. Then drop it off in the middle of a corn field, wheat field, (or whatever kind of fields you have there.) Then drive home and relax.
Option 2
Take the body home. Cut it into pieces. Cook it on the bbq.
If or when the cops show up, offer them a bbq meal.
They can't arrest you if they ate the evidence.
Option 1
Put the body in a Hefty bag. Put in the back of the vehicle, (trunk, hatchback, whatever.) Wait until dark. Then drop it off in the middle of a corn field, wheat field, (or whatever kind of fields you have there.) Then drive home and relax.
Option 2
Take the body home. Cut it into pieces. Cook it on the bbq.
If or when the cops show up, offer them a bbq meal.
They can't arrest you if they ate the evidence.
