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I'm starting to think I need adult supervision.

You know how scatterbrained I can be sometimes.

I get moving too fast and don't think about what I'm doing. Well, I was slicing onions to make these oven baked onion rings, and completely forgot to use the safety guard on my slicer. Just kept running that onion across it until I ran my hand across it too. 🤦‍♀

I swear, I'm a danger to myself.
Warning: is tiny bit blood
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
Good gawd woman. You think you might need stitches?
@Degbeme i'll just rub some dirt on it. It'll be fine
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Bexsy 🤦‍♂
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@PerfectionOfTheHeart it's so easy to get in such a rhythm your mind wanders. :/ glad yours wasn't any worse
@PerfectionOfTheHeart Hi there, Nick.
Um, ouch. How's the onion?
@NudasPriest i destroyed it. Sent it Alderaan
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
I’ve been saying that for ages.
@Captainjackass i can't hear you
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@Bexsy I’VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR AGES
@Captainjackass brat lol
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@RebelRaven now, I do have some that. Think it's still seeping because its puckered up like lips blowing a kiss.

I got a hand flirting with myself i think
@Bexsy Again? 😏
@NudasPriest what can I say, my hand thinks im irresistible
@BrokenLake1513 it has a little sting to it.
bikelover · 56-60, M
Oh nasty 🫣
Mmm, oven baked human skin 🤔

Maybe use one of those cut-proof gloves. That's what I've got for such activities 👏
@InfoTunaBotTheReturn wait. That's a thing?

Link a girl up
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@Bexsy https://www.amazon.com/Dowellife-Resistant-Protection-Shucking-Processing/dp/B06XBGR2L9/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?crid=3MI1XYICQ1YBX&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.kdIsfhuu4QrnaiYwQ4vGyYO5JIotAti1dLoDWfj0pfI.PH1V0C1ohiUXHInTjhkYtsjJ2C133BSO9XmFBU2hK_s&dib_tag=se&keywords=kevlar+gloves&qid=1794519229&sprefix=kevlar+gl%2Caps%2C235&sr=8-4
@Captainjackass thanks buddy
empanadas · 31-35, M
My bad i hit the wrong reaction, i hope you heal fast.
@empanadas thanks my friend.

I've been hitting wrong reaction a lot lately
exexec · 70-79, C
Don't do that again!
@exexec imma try not to
exexec · 70-79, C
@Bexsy Good. I did my duty as an adult supervisor.
ineedadrink · 56-60, M
Ah crap. I did that several years ago. Let myself get distracted for a split second & oops, there goes the tippy top of my finger. Could see right down to the very first layer of skin. Lots of ouchie & cursing for a week or so.
@ineedadrink oh hell. Ouch
ineedadrink · 56-60, M
@Bexsy Iodine & tight band-aids to the rescue. And a reinforced commitment to no beer before or during the use of sharp or pointy things. 😅

 
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