Sorry if I lose you. My phone’s about to die.

"Yeah, but my phone and soul share a charge"

I commend you for having face to face communication.

EXACTLY!!! DUH!!!

Yes, but we’re standing in a tunnel and my re ept on i sp ty. I’ll ta o ou la er 🤷‍♂

Who talks face to face these days?

"But I left the recharger cord in another state and I have to go get it. Bye!"

That's where you say "I'm losing you" while making static sounds with your mouth and slowly backing away.