You catch more flies with honey. but..even more with a dead body.

Even more chipped!🫣🤪😝

I'm beginning to think you've actually experimented with this

Fine. I'll ask the question I know everyone is thinking...

What exactly are you doing with all the flies you are catching? 🫢🫢🫤🫤

*eyes the flies around your woodchipper with suspicion* 🤨

Your mind frightens me at times.

Sounds like a murder mystery in the making....

Then you wonder why I don`t confess anything to you. 🙄

How many dead hitchhikers does it take to change a lightbulb in the basement?

Not three.


I don’t have a basement. And I stopped picking up hitchhikers when my wife found the shovel on my trunk.

I’ve never had a vehicle with a trunk. I’ve had pickups or SUVs.

honey is actually a good way to get rid of someone

after you chain them to a tree in the middle of the woods and dump it on them...

or so I've heard... 🤔