Working on my standup routine

I don't know about you, but I find the clinical words for human genitalia completely unappealing.

Think about this, guys. A beautiful girl slinks up to you and whispers in a smokey voice, "I want to suck your penis."

And I'd be like, "Ooh, uck. Please... please don't ever say that again.

"I mean, do it. Of course, do it. Just don't ever say that."