If there is one thing I am grateful for being born American, it is that I am not doomed to luke warm beverages and summers with no AC or window screen

I am so glad my waterand soda is ice cold and actually refreshing and that my balls stop sweating the moment I step inside. To be free of the barbarism of an iceless Coca-cola that is warm by time it is poured into the warm glass stored in an un-airconditioned room with an open window but no god damn window screens to keep the bugs out.

It is no wonder why one place is so prone to creating world wars